Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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womens rights

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Barbara Streisand

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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