a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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women's rights

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Caramel Boing.

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Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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what is orange? an orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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