- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Two women were sitting quietly.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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