- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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