whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Women's Soccer.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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NEVER

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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Your're racist.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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Anti Joke

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