- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why didn't he finish his

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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