- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Anti-jokes are funny.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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