Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

British Dentistry

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Nah

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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