- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

a. why? b. because

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Well, there's one way...

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

I? Everett

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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