How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

a black man did not eat chicken.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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