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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

30cm = 0,3meters

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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