Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Women's Rights..

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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women's rights

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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