what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

whats my name? Matt

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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