What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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