- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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