- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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