- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

my gave me a game i said thank you

I had a submarine.... once

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A blonde girl walks into a car.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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