- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

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