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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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