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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Robert Mugabe.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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