What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Why do the children cry at dinner time? Becuase there mother forces them to eat her own faeces and takes pictures of them doing it and posts it on the internet.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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what happens every day? People die

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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