- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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