- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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