what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Okay.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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