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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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