- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Woman rights.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

my whole life!

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

That's what SHE said!

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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