Women's Rights

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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what is the color of a burp burple

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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