Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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my whole life!

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feminine literature

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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