If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Bob Saget

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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