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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

I'd like to make a withdraw

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Ebola

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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