Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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