Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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