- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Knock knock I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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