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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

People with cancer.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Women drivers...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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