- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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