An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

A storm be brewin!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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