- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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