Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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The NBA lockout

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Obama 2012

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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