What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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The Joke Below

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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what do you call a middle-aged man with one blue suede shoe on, purple hair, pink skin, white eyes, no toenails, 67 fingers, 1 eye, a pocket watch, no clothes, and 8978967564567898765432345678765321234568909876543w245678909876543456098765323456-0987654367890-098765435678-09876543456789098765432345678909876543456789098765435678909876543234567898765323456890-987654345678900987654323456890987653234567890765434568909876543456899876543456789098765434568909876545678987654345678987654567898765434567898765478579458765456789876543223456789876543098765432123456898765432678987654230987653-098765434567898765434898765434567898765456787654567876 butt cheeks? bob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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