Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Haha, I get it..

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Women can vote? WTF

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Turkey Balls

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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