- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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