Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Black people.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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