So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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