- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

I need to start studying.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

VAGINA.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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