What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

N-E Pats never cheated

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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