Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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