- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Two women were sitting quietly.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Women's rights

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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