Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

black people

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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