What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What comes after 23? 24.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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