- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Why didn't he finish his

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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