- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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