- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

YES! EXACTLY!

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

9/11

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Adam Chebali has no life

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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