Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Cheese

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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