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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What? Huh?

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Get on the boat.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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