What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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all the kids had fun

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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