How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

National security?

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

belly button

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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