What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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A car walks into a bar.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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