Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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