- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Justin beiber's penis

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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