- Anti Joke

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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