- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

I'm gay.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What's circular and round A circle

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

cancer

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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