- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What's two plus two? Window

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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