- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

8=> >->-o

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

anal seepage

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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