Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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no rasist joks

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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