- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

hi bye

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Who is John Galt?

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Bags of delicious poop.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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