- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women can vote? WTF

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

I work at jcpenny

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

when debbie meets downer

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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