- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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