What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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