- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

The dewey decimal system

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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