- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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