What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Well this is pointless.....

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

thumb_up thumb_down -16

scientology.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Praise Paisley

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

thumb_up thumb_down -18

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

im gay

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops