What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Black people.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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the game

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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