If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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