What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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