- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

My mum is called Steve

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

What's circular and round A circle

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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