once upon a time, it snowed

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Your dads dead. lol

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Im gay What about you

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

A Sloth runs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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