- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

The Game.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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