What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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