- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What is more worse than death? Death

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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