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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Antijokes...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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