- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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