What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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