You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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